jokes sayari

1-Santa has to sell his dog. Banta wants to buy it.

Banta: Is this dog faithful ?

Santa: Yes, I have sold it 3 times earlier also. It is so faithful, everytime it returned back to me.

2-Kuch Rishte Anjane Mein Ho jate Hain

Pahle Dil Phir Zindagi Se Jurr Jate Hain
Kehte Hain Uss Daur Ko Dosti
Jis Mein Dil Se Dil Najane Kab Miljate Hain

3-Ragging k waqt ladko ne

ek ladki se kaha ,
Ek – sawal ka jawab
Do – Patna kahan hai ?
Ladki – Bihar me .
Boys – yahi pat jao itni dur jaane ki kya zarurat hai .
Wife – kitchen se aji sunte ho
aajkal mai khubsurat hoti ja rahi hue .
Husband – : tumne kaise jana
Wife :- aaj kal meri khubsurti dekhkar rotiyan bhi jalne lagi hai …..

4-DIL DOST KO DOGE TO DOST BANAOGE

SATHI KO DOGE TO SATHI BANAOGE
PYAR KARNE WALO KO DOGE TO KADAR KARWAOGE
AUR AGAR APNO KO DOGE TO PACHTAOGE…………
KHUDA KI IBADAT ME WO EK DUA HAMARI HOGI
JISME MANGI HAR KHUSHI TUMHARI HOGI
JAB BHI KOI DASTAK SUNAI DE DIL PE
TO SAMAGH LENA WO PYAR KI DASTAK HAMARI HOGI…………
likhte to nahi ho har waqt shayari ka bhoot ,dosti ki hai to dil ki baat kro ,
aaj bhut dukhi hon par phir bhi a bhej rhai hon,
i am stutent of b.c.a.1st,designer sahib,
Aane wale the mahino baad,
Station se hamara ghar door na tha.
Par hum milen unse,
Shayed unhe manjoor na tha.
Jinn: Hukam aaka?
Man: Ghar se dunai tak road banani hai
Jinn: Mushkil hai aur koi kaam bataiye
Man: Meri biwi ko aagyakari aur samajhdar bana do.
Jinn: Road single banani hai ya dabule..
bye bye bye bye

5-If v treat her nice she says “yaar mujhe line de raha hai”

If v dont she says “kitna akarta hai”
If v dress nicely she says “mujhe impress karna chahta hai”
If v dont she says “tasteless hai yaar”
If v argue with her she says “ziddi hai”
If v sit quietly she says “dumb hai”
If v act smarter she’ll lose her brain as u r insulting her
If she acts smarter she thinks its her right
If v dont love her she says “is ka to pehle se hi 2,3 ladkiyon ka saath chakkar hai”
If v love her she says “peechhe hi pad gayaa hai”
If v dont tell her ur prob she says ” u r not honest 2 me”
If u do tell to her she says “u r a problem child”
If v scold her she says “you act like a grandpa giving lecture”
If she scolds us she says “Yaar, its becoz i care”
If v break a promise she says “She does not trust u any more”
If she breaks she says “jaan main majboor thi….
ladkiyan re ladkiyan . .
bechare boys itna sab sehke bhi chup chap rehte

6-Mere Marne ke baad aey dost aansoo mat bahana…

agar yaad aaye meri to seedhe upar chale aana…
Agar waha me na dikhu to samajh lena tu narak me hai…
Arz hai unki galiyon ke chakkar kaat kaatte
kutte hamare yaar ho gaye,
wo to hamare na ho sake par hum
kutton ke sardar ho gaye…
Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi,
hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi,
Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho,
hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi.
Tum paas hot to tujhpe pyar aata hai,
Tum door ho to tera intezaar satata hai.
Kya kahe is dil ki haalat ki,
Tujhe yaad kar karke hume bukhaar ho jaata hai.
Amiri ke khwab Dekhne laga,
Angreji Sharab Chakhane laga,
Baap ne kabhi Pager nahi dekha,
aur beta Mobile rakhne laga!!!
Mandir mein jap karta hoon,
Masjid mein adab karta hoon,
insan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun
isliye roz tujhko SMS karke pap karta hoon
Hotho se jo choo liya,
Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain…
Aur kyo na ho… Khayi Bhi to ‘HARI Mirchi…’hai…
Andhe ke hath me “TORCH”,
Bahare ke hath me “RADIO”,
Gunge ke hath me “MIKE”,
AUR AAP KE HATH ME “MOBILE”
WAH WAH Kya Jamana Aaya hai!!!*

7-Wife: Suniye g aap ka dost galat larki se shaadi kar raha hai.

aap usse rokte kyon nahi?
Husband: Main kyon rokon? us ne mujhe roka tha kiya


8-Khuda Ne Jab Tujhe Banaya Hoga,

Ek Suroor Sa Uske Dil Mai Aaya Hoga,
Socha Hoga Kya Dunga Tohfe Mai Tujhe,
Tab Jake Usne Mujhe Banaya Hoga…
Aap Hume Bhool Jao Hume Koi Gum Nahi,
Aap Hume Bhool Jao Hume Koi Gum Nahi,
Jis Din Humne Aapko Bhuladiya,
Samajh Lijiyega, is duniya me hum nahi…
Na Jagte Huve Khwab Dekha Karo,
Na Chaho Use Jise Pa Na Sako,
Pyaar Kaha Kisika Pura Hota Hai,
Pyaar Ka Pehla Akshar Adhura Hota Hai…


9- Bas ab ek haan ke intezaar me raat yunhi guzar jaayegi,

ab toh bas uljhan hai saath mere neend kahan aayegi,
Subah ki kiran na jaane konsa sandesh laayegi,
rimjhim is gungunayegi ya pyaas adhuri reh jaayegi…

10-Zareee Zarree Mein Usi Ka Noor Hai
Jhak Khud Mein Woh Na Tujhse Door Hai
Ishq Hai Usse To Sab Se Ishq Kar
Ishq Hai Usse
To Sab Se Ishq Kar
Is Ibadat Ka Yehi Dastoor Hai
Is Mein Us Mein Aur Us Mein Hai Wohi
Is Mein Us Mein Aur Us Mein Hai Wohi
Yaar Mera H Ar Taraf Bharpur Hai ..
Movie Name : Delhi 6
Singer :Amitabh Bachchan
Lyrics:Prasoon Joshi
Music Director :Rahman AR
Actors : Abhishek Bachchan, Om Puri, Sonam Kapoor
Director : Rakesh Omprakash Mehra
Producer :Ronnie Screwvala





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